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alecstasy:

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

alecstasy:

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

(Source: chepibola)

me going to get my haircut
Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
Me: Formal!
Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
Me: I'm a trouble maker!
Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
Me: Mysterious!

(Source: fyfps)

the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)

http://angelblack3.tumblr.com/post/83387884450/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed.